A Great Triumph
Today is a day of tremendous glory and unsurpassed revelations. Typing these words previously, I had been under the impression that my profound reflections reached the ears of no-one. Like an idiot shouting into a void, I wept for the world's cruel neglect.
But now! No longer! For I find that if one types the phrase 'Dadfield' into Google, this very site is the first hit. I have been googlised! Absorbed into the totality of the world's knowledge; part of the greatest system for the gathering of information ever invented. I am relevant! And 'tis but a short leap from here to global importance, to world-wide fame, to the Annals of History!
There is but one paradox: why would anyone type 'Dadfield' into Google, unless they knew this site was here in the first place?
In the meantime, I have been continuing my efforts to set a world record. I am attempting to conduct as many Google searches as possible in 30 minutes. My current maximum is 90, which I consider very poor. Can you beat it? And if so, will anybody care? These are questions I ask myself every day.
In the meantime, visit my homepage: www.freewebs.com/dadfield.
Go on....
Today is a day of tremendous glory and unsurpassed revelations. Typing these words previously, I had been under the impression that my profound reflections reached the ears of no-one. Like an idiot shouting into a void, I wept for the world's cruel neglect.
But now! No longer! For I find that if one types the phrase 'Dadfield' into Google, this very site is the first hit. I have been googlised! Absorbed into the totality of the world's knowledge; part of the greatest system for the gathering of information ever invented. I am relevant! And 'tis but a short leap from here to global importance, to world-wide fame, to the Annals of History!
There is but one paradox: why would anyone type 'Dadfield' into Google, unless they knew this site was here in the first place?
In the meantime, I have been continuing my efforts to set a world record. I am attempting to conduct as many Google searches as possible in 30 minutes. My current maximum is 90, which I consider very poor. Can you beat it? And if so, will anybody care? These are questions I ask myself every day.
In the meantime, visit my homepage: www.freewebs.com/dadfield.
Go on....
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