A New Era Begins

Well, here's a strange new departure for me. And, no doubt, for you.

For this is a record of bizarre events that have occurred in my varied life. And what a life! Full of adventure, absurd catastophe, poor judgement, surreal happenings and undeserved acclaim. Some might call me a fantasist, others a fool - but never have I been called boring, and here I present a great exercise in Self Justification.

Perhaps I will begin with my life story, like all folk-tales, a narrative of woe and laughter. But it is long, and must be presented in installments, which will follow irregularly. After all, life must be led, and not just blogged. Stay for the journey, if you will: it may amuse, outrage, sicken or inspire. But it will not be dull....